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Joke of the Day
"9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%."
Next Joke
"If Clinton wins presidency, who will be First Lady? Monica Lewinsky"
"Caller: Is Mr. Rock available? Me: Yeah, hold on. *hands phone to 5yo* Me: It's grandma, buddy. Tell her about Caillou."
"If okcupid is all that great, then why would you need a 3 or 6 month subscription ?"
"Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system."
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"I don't understand... ...how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and yet my wife can have 152 just for our house."
"HAMLET:*Draws sword* How now! a rat?? *stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*"
"I told my son about the bird's and the bee's... And he told me about my wife and the butcher."
"Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday"