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Joke of the Day
"Best Classic Joke Ever... So Seinfeld says ""What's the deal with airline food!?"" LMAO"
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"I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too."
"There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish."
"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."
"Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor? Because he was Haydn"
"You breed dogs? Don't they do that on their own?"
"What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!"
"Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose."
"Check out this list number 5 is awesome. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.awesome"
"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."