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Joke of the Day
"If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic."
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"Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility"
"Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, ""He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."""
"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"
"A man walks into a bar... and the man behind him ducks."
"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."
"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"
"I am not sure, but I think I just heard my cup of coffee say, ""You are my bitch"""
"If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things... I would choose the ladder."
"""I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"""