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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"
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"How do crabs get out of hospitals? On crotches."
"If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?"
"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""
"What's got 40 balls and fucks ducks? A 12 Gauge Shotgun"
"I'm selling books on how to avoid saying the wrong thing and getting into fights. Who wants some?"
"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"
"How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"
"Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them."