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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... and the man behind him ducks."

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."

"My wife said ""vase"" wrong so I corrected her and now we know that it can just barely fit over my head."

"yes ladies i have a black belt. its a black leather belt from Marshalls. [i flinch as a bird flys by] you girls wanna get some lunch?"

"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."

"When will you be bioavailable? Because you are my drug and I want you in my body..."

"The transformation of Facebook into MySpace is almost complete."

"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"

"I have the body of a 25 year-old Supermodel Not sure what to do with it in my basement"

"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."