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Joke of the Day
"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"
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"I was tasked with ordering coffee supplies for the office... I sent an email to all the staff asking if they wanted flavored creamers or regular creamers. Their answers were half-and-half."
"I had to put my dog down today. My arms were getting tired."
"After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I've realized that about 75% of people are worse."
"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."
"""Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?"" I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world"
"When you're really angry, instead of saying a filthy curse word, try yelling ""Finnegan's Biscuits!"" I find it quite satisfying."
"A sadist met a masochist... and said ""hurt me"" ""No"" said the sadist."
"I'm making a bucket list, Some of the girls on my friends list are on it"