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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$? Yeah."
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"Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!"
"Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election."
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"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."
"My sister bet me I couldn't make a czar out of spaghetti... Boy was she surprised when I introduced her to [Ditalini of Pereslav](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_of_Pereslavl)!"
"Just saw a guy wearing sunglasses on the back of his head practicing his golf swing empty-handed. Hope my daughter's a lesbian."
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !"
"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."