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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !"
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"I was going to post a joke about my poop this morning but it was too corny."
"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."
"Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends."
"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"
"Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #CartoonLifeLessons"
"Apple: Words with Friends Twitter: Words w strangers FB: Words w relatives Ouija: Words w dead friends Prayer: Words w imaginary friends"
"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""
"Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election? He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb a **Hill**ary."
"Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak? A dead bird"