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Joke of the Day

"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

"What's a Drill Sergeant's term for an erection? Penis weakness leaving the body."

"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."

"My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins."

"*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying ""Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"""

"Did you hear about the guy who had sex with his car? Apparently he was pretty Exhausted.... <.< .>.> I'll show myself out -.-"

"Why don't blind people go for bungee jumping? it scares the shit out of the dogs."

"If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose ""You shall not make for yourself an idol"" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell"

"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"