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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a guy wearing sunglasses on the back of his head practicing his golf swing empty-handed. Hope my daughter's a lesbian."

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"I saw a woman with 12 breasts Sounds amazing, dozen tit?"

"Thank you for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

"Him: What gets you hot, baby? Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*"

"Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days? Because 7 days makes a hole weak"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I guess none; they just put the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a goodyear and the others a great year."

"6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year? Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son"

"Top reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment They are already experts at recycling."