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Joke of the Day

"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"

"Black Lumberjack What tool does a black lumberjack use? An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do?"

"What do you do when your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"

"In a way people that work in coffee shops are also First Responders. #Heroes"

"How would a Muslim describe Castro's gay, atheist lover? In Fidel."

"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."

"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"""Settle down. You can play Whac-a-Mole when the man with the neck tattoo uses up his tokens."" Chuck E Cheese is such a special place."

"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."

"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."