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Joke of the Day

"You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it."

"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."

"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."

"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"

"BREAKING: A Tiny Fortune Teller Has Robbed a Bank And Is Now On The Loose! The headline reads: Small Medium At Large!"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"i legitimately thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I'm in NYC"

"What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho's"

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"

"On our third date, my girlfriend told me that she was bisexual. I broke it off with her because I definitely need sex more than every two weeks."