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Joke of the Day
"Why did no one notice Thor's brother? Because he was low-key"
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"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""
"If I had a nickel for every time I got distracted... I'm in the mood for some ice cream."
"[ first date ] Me. Do you take drugs? Him. I never touch them. Me. Perfect. Can I have a urine sample?"
"A couple was having anal sex when he noticed something brown on his penis That was some fucked up shit."
"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don't need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling."
"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"
"What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire? ARMold SchwarzenLEGger"
"knock knock, whos there? your ex wife ................."