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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don't need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling."

"A Truck full of terrapins going north and a truck full of tortoises going south... They collide. It was a turtle disaster."

"In the eyes of God, there is no good reason to Masturbate... In the eyes of my girlfriend, well she prefers it on her chest."

"Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!"

"What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets? Clearly short handed."

"Cyber Monday is named for John Cyber, who was the first person to be sexually assaulted online by a robot."

"Cathy on FB is ""feeling annoyed"" and is asking why people even own cell phones if they're not gonna answer. Can I tell her? Pleeease."

"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"

"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."

"a termite walks into a bar And asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?"