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Joke of the Day
"knock knock, whos there? your ex wife ................."
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"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."
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"What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans? Denim Denim Denim"
"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"
"""Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"" ""DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"""
"Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't."
"Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset? He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock ""Whose there?"" Not Billy"
"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."
"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."