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Joke of the Day

"How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]"

"What is the pirate's favourite letter? C"

"What's the difference between a German and a Virgin? one one appreciates good head"

"What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room? Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room"

"Today we our throwing one of our Asian employees a supplies birthday party. I got him a highlighter."

"I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close."

"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"

"So apparently ""self-deprecating humour"" is what's popular now... And I'm really not that good at it."

"How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs."

"I had a heated argument with my wife last night... Apparently leaving the water heater on got me in hot water."