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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar... and says to the bartender, ""I'd like a beer please."" The bartender asks, ""Anheuser Busch?"" She responds, ""Just fine thanks, and how's your cock?"""

"The UPS guy tried to tell me a joke but I just didn't get it... Left after Attempted Delivery"

"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"

"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."

"What joke would piss off any redditor? Update 1: Punchline removed."

"Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern."

"Staring deeply into the abyss. Paralyzed by fear. Unable to move, let alone function. In short, yes, Pandora. I'm still listening."

"Just finished the 5th book... In the 'Learning to count' trilogy"

"Dear Fork, I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road Wtf Idk"