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Joke of the Day

"Dear Fork, I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon"

"I just ate a pizza covered in pepperoni and chillies. To be honest, I looked pretty ridiculous."

"Why was the letter ""Z"" lucky it was not Jewish? Because all the other letters were NOT Zs!"

"Women find me ugly till I tell them I make millions of dollars... What I don't mention is that I am talking about Zimbabwe dollars!"

"[Robot Uprising] Human: Oh no a robot! What kind are you? Robot: I am a counting machine Human: Oh thank g Robot: Now killing human #53822"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Cause Jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off."

"Breaking News: It turns out OJ Simpsons son actually killed Nicole Brown Simpson. OJ's son asked him if he could have an advance on his allowance. OJ told him ""Go axe yer mother"""

"A week is five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do"

"You guys wanna here a joke? Blood on the Dancefloor."

"""OH MY GOD YOU'RE A DOG HEY SMELL ME I'M A DOG TOO"" - dogs"