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Joke of the Day

"If your partner says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,"" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam"

"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"

"I'm emotionally unavailable but I make up for it by being completely unattractive."

"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"

"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."

"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."

"Naughty Boy Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly one of the boys stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"

"I think I'm going to vote for Trump He did prove his penis is bigger than Hillary's"

"The developmental psychologists got back to us about our son. They said he's smart on paper... Unfortunately he can't read"

"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"