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Joke of the Day
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"
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"I think some drugs should be legalized... but cocaine is where I draw the line."
"One of my friends went up to my Portuguese dad.... and asked ""You're Portuguese, right?"" He said ""No, I'm Portugoose. There's is only one of me"""
"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."
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"""Squad goals,"" I said, aloud, to nobody, as two rats helped each other move an entire bagel into a hole in the subway tracks"
"A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments? Unthinkable."
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