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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent."
"What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped..."
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"My asian girlfriend made me mad so I replied in text message with.. -_-"
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to fix the bulb and one to hold the penis. edit: LADDER I MEANT LADDER"
"An old man on went Facebook You'll never believe what happens next."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound station & a Crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean."
"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"
"What dog is the worst at polishing a turd? A poodull"