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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."
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"People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop"
"I'm worried I won't pass my stress test"
"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."
"All my friends are convincing me to travel to Northwest Territories... But I'm having Nunavut."
"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"
"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""
"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss ""Shhh, you want them to hear you?"""
"Only people who've walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist."