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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"

"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"

"My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing... ... But everything he makes is forged."

"Scottage Cheese"

"What's the capital of Greece? Right now about $2.55 AUD."

"[turns to guy at next urinal] ""When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"""

"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."

"#LanceArmstrong should keep his awards. Last time I tried to ride a bike when I was #stoned I ended up in a ditch."

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 700 up votes I'll let you know"

"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""