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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"

"In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in."

"The jews rated their trips to Auschwitz... they all gave it one star."

"Get ahead at the office by taking work home with you over the weekend. No need to work on it just make sure people see you take it home..."

"What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers? They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"

"Things that don't kill bees 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"

"A guy walks into a bar So a guy walks into a bar.... Where does he go next? The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital? For Alcohol poisoning"

"Test boast, please ignore. I just hacked my friend's reddit account."