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Joke of the Day

"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"

"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."

"There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend I might go if I've got nothing on"

"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? Capitalism."

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."

"What is the worst thing a Jewish father can buy for his daughter? An easy bake oven!"

"It's windows 10 because 7 8 9"

"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"