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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"

"What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser? They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world."

"Jesus was a hippie He had sandals, long hair and he died hugging a tree"

"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"

"How to beat depression: 1) Talk to someone 2) When that person says ""just cheer up,"" beat that person with a baseball bat."

"I wish my car could put its hands in its pockets and whistle when I drive by a cop."

"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"

"After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, ""you'll need your receipt."" I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life..."

"A three-legged dog walks into a bar. ""I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"""

"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"