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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"

"My name is Joseph King. Nah, just JoeKing."

"Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home."

"3 mods walk into a bar. [removed]"

"I told the cop I was an upstanding citizen But I was really lying"

"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"Did you hear about the blonde who put ""Sagittarius"" at the bottom of application forms where it said ""Sign Here""."

"I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools"

"Last night, I got in touch with my inner self... That's the last time buying cheap toilet paper."

"[Job interview] ""Under ""skills"" you have odd compliments."" ""You look like you'd have soft bones. ""Thank you?"""