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Joke of the Day

"the Facebook app for iPhone"

"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calfinated."

"What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent"

"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."

"Me: I can't live like this anymore, I need to start eating healthier. Also Me: I couldn't decide between nuggets or a burger so I got both."

"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"

"What do you call a boner you don't want? A groaner."

"Damn Pedophiles... Back at it again with the white vans"

"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."

"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."