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Joke of the Day

"SURVIVAL TIP If a gummy bear is chasing you, curl up like a ball and pretend you're stoned"

"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."

"Chuck Norris once screamed ""bloody murder"" in sign language for the hearing impaired."

"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"

"Once I made the mistake of telling Jesus to take the wheel on a Sunday. Once."

"*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* ""I want to color!"" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK ""But daddy-"" DON'T CALL ME THAT"

"What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice? Jesus"

"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"

"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"

"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."