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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"

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"A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck."
"I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!"
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"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"
"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."
"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!!!"