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Joke of the Day

"girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this"

"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."

"How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb? Only one, but with a perticular FETISH"

"I'm an introverted republican... ...I guess you could call me an anti-socialist."

"Where did Noah keep the Bees? In the Ark-Hives."

"I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft."

"They found a hole in the wall at the local prison The police are looking into it"

"Insomnia causes questionable browser history."

"An old married couple wins 10 million dollars from the lottery. ""What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?"" the woman asks her husband. ""Keep sending them!"""

"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."