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Joke of the Day
"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."
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"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."
"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News."
"What's the darkest dark humor joke you got? I start!.. What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."
"Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower? Because of the towel ban"
"""I think you should hire a contractor. . .some of this looks load bearing."" - me, when asked to ""raise the roof"" at parties. . ."
"What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene"
"CAPT. AMERICA: Merry Christmas, Hulk! Happy Hanukkah, The Thing! Er... what religion are you, Thor? THOR: Do you understand I'm an actual god"
"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."