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Joke of the Day

"Where did Noah keep the Bees? In the Ark-Hives."

"A man has been admitted to hospital after pushing 6 plastic horses up his anus. Doctors declared his condition as ""stable""."

"What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Murdered in a tunnel in Paris."

"A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named ""Double Entendre"" So the barkeeper gives it to her."

"Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it."

"You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman.. Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape."

"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"

"I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary."

"I hate church I hated church when I was a child, with all the standing and kneeling and sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"I had a crazy dream that I weighed absolutely nothing... ...I was like, 0mg!"