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Joke of the Day
"How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb? Only one, but with a perticular FETISH"
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"Progeria jokes get old real quick."
"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"
"How does a whore relieve herself? She prosti-toots!"
"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"
"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most."
"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."
"I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games"
"How do you make an Italian deaf? Tie their hands behind their back."