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Joke of the Day

"My MOM Says Life is A Race Life iS A Tragedt When SeeN In CloSE-UP, LONG-SHOT. To Truly Laugh, You Must be Able to Take Your PAIN, And PLAY With iT!"

"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."

"Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: ""If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."""

"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"

"I was raped by mimes They did unspeakable things to me"

"I went to the doctor's office for an Alzheimer's test... I can't remember the results."

"I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world I told them to fuck off. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving."

"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"

"Marriage is a workshop.........The husband works & The wife shops"

"I told my friend a chemistry joke. He didn't react... I wanted to tell my girlfriend, but SHe doesn't exist."