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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is a workshop.........The husband works & The wife shops"
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"Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? ""Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"" I guess it is #rightprivilege"
"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"
"What is the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family."
"Guys, always let the ladies finish first. It's just common coitusey."
"I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock It's about fucking time"
"What's the greatest symbol of inequality? ="
"Facebook really needs a ""pee on someone's wall"" option."
"I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver... he got out, looked at the damage and yelled ""I am not happy!"". I replied ""fine, which one are you then?"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"