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Joke of the Day

"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"Had no idea why my salad was $175, 'til the waiter explained that they only use Beets by Dre."

"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."

"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."

"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."

"Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo."

"There are 2 things that I absolutely hate: The first is racism And the second is sitting next to a black in the bus."

"Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings? De Beers"

"How does Bono spell color? With or without ""u"""