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Joke of the Day

"A box from IKEA came to my door, sent from this tourist girl I've been on two dates with. I don't think she understood when I said I wanted a one-night stand"

"Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far)."

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"

"I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper. Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues."

"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."

"ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting. CRITIC: It's worthless. ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway."

"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"

"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."

"Why did the little boy use his inhaler? ""No wheezin'"""