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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far)."

"Carpentry isn't what Jesus Christ is most known for because he was bored with nails."

"What do light and hard have in common? You can sleep with a light on."

"A bank robber took a mop and a bucket of soapy water to a job. He cleaned up."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. But I mist"

"What has five arms, three legs and a head? The finish line at the Boston Marathon"

"A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock... ...when she pricks her finger with the needle. - Shit! - Crap, I said shit! - Damn, I said crap! - Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways."

"Today I broke my leg but it's going tibia okay"

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."