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Joke of the Day

"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."

"If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up."

"How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman? Very Caerphilly."

"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"

"[mob about to stone a sinner] JESUS: Stop! Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. [mob drops rocks] JESUS: [picks up rock]"

"i may be single but at least im gettin f*cked financially!"

"I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for woman."

"My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas."

"Everyone should invest in silent comedy. After all, mime *is* money."

"Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said ""Oh look, 12 new followers!"""