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Joke of the Day
"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."
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"Why don't Jews live on Jupiter? Because its a gas planet!"
"An African, an Asian, and an Eskimo walk into a deez. Deez nuts."
"Damn son are you a girl? BECAUSE OTHERISE WHY YOU NO DOCTAH YET?!"
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"""
"I bumped into an owl friend of mine... ... who told me he was getting engaged. I said, ""You twit, to who?"""
"""This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."" ""Maybe you should spit out the plate!"""
"Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious."