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Joke of the Day

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"

"Just got some new ecstasy pills from Moscow.. I'm absolutely Russian my tits off!"

"What are some benefits to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store."

"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."

"Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized."

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"On this day in 1947 Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier, whereas Obama did nothing for America in ALL of 1947."

"Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time."

"Racist joke NSFW: What do you say to a black man in a suit? ""Will the defendant please rise"""