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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13. This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!"

"Why do ecologists like lepers? Because they're biodegradable!"

"What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: ""tick ____ tick ____ tick ____"" ? ""Ve have Vays of making you tock!"""

"The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!"

"The second I get shampoo in my eyes, I'm 100% sure there's a murderer in my bathroom."

"If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?"

"I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start."

"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"

"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"

"whats 72?? Q: What's 72? A: 69 with three people watching."