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Joke of the Day

"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"

"What's the simplest way to prevent rape? Consent."

"Today a girl said she recognized me from our vegetarian club, But I'm pretty sure I've met herbivore."

"Don't make school shooting jokes. You can't imagine what went through their heads in their final moments."

"I don't understand Fox and Friends. No one on the show is named Fox. Are they friends with a TV channel?"

"Average people are mean ."

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."

"What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!"

"New business name slogans Tawnya's Cleaning Service: I'm not willing to clean my own home, but I'll clean the shit outta yours! What do you think?"

"If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be? The Nutty Professor"