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Joke of the Day
"I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start."
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"What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni"
"Where does a fish keep his life savings? In a riverbank :D"
"Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany."
"I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, ""It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."""
"What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS"