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Joke of the Day

"Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot."

"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side"

"How do you circumcise a whale? Fore-skin divers!"

"I have a joke about time travel But you got it the first time. (Best told two or three days after making the recently posted ""I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it."")"

"What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a pool table"

"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."

"1. Dial random number. 2. Wait for answering machine. 3. Say ""My wife is out of town, I miss you"". 4. Hang up. 5. Happy Valentine's Day."

"Is it racist that I only use chopsticks when eating Asian food? I'm never like, ""Time for pancakes! Where are my chopsticks?"""

"Why was 2 afraid of 4? Because 4 8 16!"