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Joke of the Day

"What did the Indian say to the nosy foreigner? ""This is ""naan"" of your business."" Sorry if you didn't laugh."

"Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible."

"Me: Would you remarry if I died? Wife: Yes. Me: What?!? Would you at least WAIT awhile? Wife: Depends. Are you dead because I killed you?"

"How are dildos and tofu alike? They're both meat substitutes."

"Jared gives a new meaning to ""Eat Fresh!"" How ""Fresh"" we talkin?"

"It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones."

"What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)"

"Most of my alone time is just a cataloging of hatreds and revenge scenarios."

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"

"What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend? On the front page of reddit."