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Joke of the Day
"A fob told me something the other day"
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"my uber driver said today, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left"""
"Knock, knock"
"Invisibility You just don't see it these days"
"I am all for self-belief, self-worth, self-esteem but a woman declaring herself hot and complementing herself on her own beauty smacks of serious desperation, delusion and self-conceit."
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"
"What's the most logical country? AND OR a"
"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."
"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."
"Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall."