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Joke of the Day
"Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it."
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"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"Historical fact: The term ""bro"" originated over a hundred million years ago and was short for brontosaurus."
"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."
"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"
"What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine"
"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."
"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."
"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."
"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"