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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech? [deleted]"

"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."

"Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them"

"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."

"What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? A Dairy Queen"

"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."

"Niagara Falls Viagra lifts!"

"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."

"Lol ""I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of ass and titties."" My response after a female co-worker called me a pervert for commenting on a customer's ass as she walked past us."

"Girl, do you need an inhaler? 'Cuz I heard you got that ass mah."