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Joke of the Day
"Necrophiles like their coffee like they like their women. Still warm."
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"Don't try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club."
"Rumours of a food shortage..... Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies."
"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"
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"I like my coffee how I like my women Sweet and with a cream topping."
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"CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it."
"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"