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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses? Edam..."
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"Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble."
"Today at work, at my desk, my boss offered me a handjob... It's okay though, I'm self employed."
"If I can see your boner I'm going to acknowledge it with a subtle head nod. Respect."
"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he's ironing..."
"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."
"What smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovy's cunt"
"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."
"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"