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Joke of the Day

"Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro Sinko"

"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"

"my cousin jeff died today. sent flowers to the family with a little card saying ""jeff is dead"" so they know what the flowers are for"

"Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax."

"Testicle. It's life in a nutshell."

"something taste funny you know you have a bad underbite if every time your eating out your girlfriend it taste like shit"

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? That guy above us is a real dick"

"Paychecks are like dicks... Although you don't go around comparing yours to other peoples, you always hope it's a little bigger."

"What do Chefs and Murderers have in common? The best ones clean up after themselves"