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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns in an alleyway Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a flasher jumps out. The first nun had a stroke but the second couldn't reach."

"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack cocaine"

"Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka should qualify just fine."

"Thinking about going as a prostitute for Halloween, but confused about at what point turning a trick becomes a treat."

"The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it."

"What was the most devastating thing in WW2. The environment was ruined from the gas."

"When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?!? Now I would date him for the prescriptions."

"Twitter drama doesn't have anything on LinkedIn drama."

"What did Snow White say to Pinocchio after she sat on his face? ""Lie to me, bitch!"""